Rare vintage parody tee featuring the infamous Capt’n Chronic — a twisted, stoner-themed spoof on classic cereal mascots, complete with a warped smile and a fat blunt in hand. Printed on a buttery soft single-stitch tee, this is peak '90s counterculture humor at its finest.
These tees were never mass produced — most were sold in head shops or streetwear stalls, and the ones that survived are few and far between. The fade on this graphic is chef’s kiss — sun-blasted, worn in all the right ways, and dripping with character.
An icon of weedwear and anti-mainstream design, Capt’n Chronic pieces are increasingly hard to source, especially in clean condition. If you know, you know.
XL. Measures 24.5×29.5
Flaws - No tag, stitches coming out on sleeve
Perfect for collectors of vintage stoner gear, underground comics, or just anyone looking for a shirt that goes hard and doesn’t take itself too seriously.
Rare vintage parody tee featuring the infamous Capt’n Chronic — a twisted, stoner-themed spoof on classic cereal mascots, complete with a warped smile and a fat blunt in hand. Printed on a buttery soft single-stitch tee, this is peak '90s counterculture humor at its finest.
These tees were never mass produced — most were sold in head shops or streetwear stalls, and the ones that survived are few and far between. The fade on this graphic is chef’s kiss — sun-blasted, worn in all the right ways, and dripping with character.
An icon of weedwear and anti-mainstream design, Capt’n Chronic pieces are increasingly hard to source, especially in clean condition. If you know, you know.
XL. Measures 24.5×29.5
Flaws - No tag, stitches coming out on sleeve
Perfect for collectors of vintage stoner gear, underground comics, or just anyone looking for a shirt that goes hard and doesn’t take itself too seriously.
