1990s/2000s Welcome To New York Duck MFer! Tee
If you know, you know. This tee is as New York as it gets—loud, brash, a little rude, and totally unforgettable. Featuring a crude revolver graphic and the classic line: "Welcome to New York. Duck! Mother Fucker"—this one’s got big “Don’t talk to me” energy and somehow feels both like a PSA and a punchline. It's rare to find a bootleg that leans this hard into satire while still giving off the grit and charm of ‘90s NYC.
Printed on a vintage Jerzees Heavyweight Cotton blank with a heather gray base, the tee has that old-school American-made softness and durability. Graphic has aged nicely—no heavy wear, just that natural slight fade that vintage heads crave.
Tagged Large. Measures 24×30
Flaws - None
This is a piece that hits different depending on who’s reading it. To some, it’s crude humor. To others, it's social commentary. Either way, it’s bold, rare, and surprisingly wearable considering the subject matter. Perfect for pairing with faded denim, leather jackets, or just letting it speak for itself.
A certified conversation-stopper from the golden age of novelty tees—and a must-have if your rack is missing something with real bite.
If you know, you know. This tee is as New York as it gets—loud, brash, a little rude, and totally unforgettable. Featuring a crude revolver graphic and the classic line: "Welcome to New York. Duck! Mother Fucker"—this one’s got big “Don’t talk to me” energy and somehow feels both like a PSA and a punchline. It's rare to find a bootleg that leans this hard into satire while still giving off the grit and charm of ‘90s NYC.
Printed on a vintage Jerzees Heavyweight Cotton blank with a heather gray base, the tee has that old-school American-made softness and durability. Graphic has aged nicely—no heavy wear, just that natural slight fade that vintage heads crave.
Tagged Large. Measures 24×30
Flaws - None
This is a piece that hits different depending on who’s reading it. To some, it’s crude humor. To others, it's social commentary. Either way, it’s bold, rare, and surprisingly wearable considering the subject matter. Perfect for pairing with faded denim, leather jackets, or just letting it speak for itself.
A certified conversation-stopper from the golden age of novelty tees—and a must-have if your rack is missing something with real bite.
If you know, you know. This tee is as New York as it gets—loud, brash, a little rude, and totally unforgettable. Featuring a crude revolver graphic and the classic line: "Welcome to New York. Duck! Mother Fucker"—this one’s got big “Don’t talk to me” energy and somehow feels both like a PSA and a punchline. It's rare to find a bootleg that leans this hard into satire while still giving off the grit and charm of ‘90s NYC.
Printed on a vintage Jerzees Heavyweight Cotton blank with a heather gray base, the tee has that old-school American-made softness and durability. Graphic has aged nicely—no heavy wear, just that natural slight fade that vintage heads crave.
Tagged Large. Measures 24×30
Flaws - None
This is a piece that hits different depending on who’s reading it. To some, it’s crude humor. To others, it's social commentary. Either way, it’s bold, rare, and surprisingly wearable considering the subject matter. Perfect for pairing with faded denim, leather jackets, or just letting it speak for itself.
A certified conversation-stopper from the golden age of novelty tees—and a must-have if your rack is missing something with real bite.
